If Dr. Suess Would Buy A House.

Would you like to buy a house?

          I would not like to buy a house!

Would you buy one with a mouse?

          I would not buy one with a mouse!

Would you buy one in the rain?

          I would not buy one in the rain!

Would you buy one for your spouse?

          I would not buy one for my spouse!

Would you buy one with a tree?

          I would not buy one don’t you see!

          I want to buy a special home!

          It must be here and not in Rome!

          It has to have a fence and tree.

          Just find me that and then we’ll see.

I know where you can find your home.

It’s real nice and not in Rome.

It’s real quick to find you see

Call 675-3103

That poem was written by a secretary of mine back in the early 90's. 

The phone number is  now 317-376-4837 but it didn't rhyme.